I had honestly just assumed that it was common knowledge that you just don't do certain things. Things like spilling the last beer, eating the last slice, and dating your friend's ex girlfriend are generally DON'Ts in the morality department. Enjoying the last beer, giving the last slice to some girl you're going to sleep with later, and having casual sex with your friend's ex that you gave pizza to earlier are, on the other hand, DOs (as long as you give your friend a heads up first, you shady douchebag). Life is filled with endless similar scenarios; DOs and DON'Ts come in pairs and are pretty common. Everyone knows this. Everyone except... this girl (see picture).
Some people just don't get the picture. Feast your eyes on the travesty:
This is a disturbing example of a double whammy. Not only is she about the ugliest asian I've ever seen (there are cute ones, they just are miles away from this girl), but she has a giant fucking cupcake tattooed on her chest. She also has that ghastly expression that I suspect is permanently etched on her face. Rawr...... not. If she manages to fonagle some nearly-blind, unsuspecting male into bed with her, he may be turned to stone by that face. If he's not, the second she tries to show him her tits, he will probably fall over dead from laughing so hard. I have trouble believing that it would be the first life she'd have claimed. No, not in a good way.
What is this world coming to?
